The apartment house I live in
Echoes like a tomb
The walls are so thin
You can drop a pin
And hear it in every room
Normally, that's no big deal, you see
But last week someone moved in next to me:

The girl next door
Is having an or________gasm
I can hear it all
As if the crack in the wall
Were a yaw_______ning chasm

She stays up late
And has seven or eight
With great
Enthusiasm
If I can't sleep
I don't count sheep
I count how often she has 'em

Now I wouldn't care
If she were in there
Having an or_______gan recital
But that dreamy moan
Means she's all alone
And perhaps she could use a guy

So I've decided I won't wait any more
Tomorrow I'm going to knock on her door
And invite her back over to my place for
An or________ange Ne